South Molton

Just visited my friend Heather in South Molton which was really good. I drove on the motorway for the first time; and was only there a couple of hours before some of her friends gave me a strange concoction to drink and then sent me down dodgy stairs where i sprained my ankle. I made them laugh with my story about the time I was out with my friend Sam and saw a pheasant and he thought it was a duck. The next day we went for a walk around Wimbleball lake which has to be the weirdest named lake in the world. And i managed to go one whole day without going on the internet to check my messages or anything, which i was very proud of. I also got a little bit drunk in South Molton but won't tell that story as i am still remembering it. Altogether a good few days.

Facebook pirate/nipples/topless photo

An interesting week. I found that if you go down to the bottom of the page on facebook you can change it into pirate language. which if you havent done yet i recommend as it is very funny, even though i only lasted five minutes. Also i recommend typing in 'extra nipples' on google images. There is an hilarious picture of a woman with a nipple on her foot which is just amazing. I also got sent an email from a girl i do not remember chatting to, which included a topless photo. she seemed really nice and sweet but then sent me to a website with lots of dirty photos. She finished her email with 'Kiss', having now seen where her mouth has been i do feel slightly sick.

a river and some trees

okay just one more picture as i do not wish to over shadow my written entries. this was a picture i took near Warwick and transformed a little bit.

demon

whilst i am adding pictures heres a demon i drew. i started doing some funny little drawings to illustrate my poems (which i won't publish on her just yet as i don't think the world is ready for them). I got really into drawing monkeys for some reason. then i remembered how a monkey had tried to steal my buttons as a kid and i had hit him in the face. from then on all the monkeys i drew started to turn into demons. possible unresolved childhood trauma there i think.

a digital image from james

Thought it was time i made my blog more colourful. this is a picture i created a while ago using photoshop. enjoy.

old woman knocked over by waves in the swimming pool

funniest thing happened today. i was in swimming and saw this frail old woman who looked about 100 got knocked over in the shallow end by the waves. she just kept getting rolled over again and again. i would have helped her but it was so damn funny. the life guard was stood right above her but didnt want to get wet. she just shouted 'let the waves carry you up the beach!' then waited for them to stop before she waded in and lifted the poor old dear to her feet. funniest thing i've seen since that seagull stole a little girls ice-cream. - writing this i realise i am a horrible horrible person.