worst film seen in a long time.

James is blaming Emily Birt for him being forced to watch 'Marley and me'. It has to be the worst, most tedious film i have watched since 'The Wendigo' and was even worse than bloody spy kids. within less than five minutes i was watching the bright green glowing exit sign so to avoid looking at the film. the end was the most amazingly tedious thing i've seen in ages. twenty minutes of a bloke cradleing a dieing dog. Emily was convulsing with tears/laughter for all of those last twenty minutes and should consider herself lucky to have left the cinema with just a headache rather than as a stroke victim.

stalker gifts

James Jonker would like everyone who decides to stalk him to know that if they decide to find out his address and leave gifts for him on his doorstep it will be appreciated, but to make sure that they are something he will like. do not leave food as he will not trust you enough to eat it, therefore egg custard tarts are out. do not get him car or football related accessories. do get him ugly but expensive paintings of animals or the most hideous looking soft toy cat you have ever seen. or even better just leave him money and he can buy them for himself.

getting on google.

James Jonker is mentioning in his own name in his blog to see if it comes up when he googles himself. is that weird? well of course it is, but you all know i've done weirder stuff than that.

buttons

james is wondering why his jeans have buttons wherea zip should be. if it is fashion then its pointeless as you cannot even see the damn buttons. the most annoying thing is that these buttons keep coming undone at inappropriate times and making james look (even more) like a pervert.

slippers

james is annoyed his slippers keep falling off when he walks down the stairs. he is also thinking that he should stop drinking coffee in the morning and star having cerial again instead. James has also realised he is much more comfortable talking about himself in the third person. this is a bit worrying and he is wondering why.